My favorite Wallyism

clipped from bigpicture.typepad.com "My life's goal is to transport large quantities of liquid from the coffee-maker to the urinal."

stars

clipped from www.google.com Looking up at the stars, I know quite well That, for all they care, I can go to hell But on earth indifference is the least We have to dread from man to beast. How should we like it were stars to burn With a passion for us we could not return? If equal affection cannot be, Let the more loving one be me. Admirer as I think I am Of stars that do not give a damn I cannot, now I see them, say I missed one terribly all day Were all stars to disappear or die, I should learn to look at an empty sky And feel its total dark sublime, Though this might take me a little time. - W.H. Auden